Because, really, I know it…
Please admit it, because you know it is true. Not-so-secretly, you hate chocolate. You hate how it makes you feel, you hate how it tastes, and you hate that you lose all motivation and energy to get up and get jobs done after you have some.
You hate how it *needs* to be eaten if it’s in the house. You hate how you go looking for it if it isn’t there. You hate the need for chocolate in certain situations purely from habit.
You hate the acne, and how chocolate leads onto more sugary products. You hate being thirsty afterwards, because you know what that means. You hate how the chocolate can keep you up at night if you eat it too late.
Admit it, please. You are addicted to chocolate, and you hate it. Stop buying (and eating!) the evil stuff, and feel, look, and *be* better.