Looking for a few “Potted Plants”

Dear Universe,

I would like a few “potted plants.”  The kind that eat chocolate and play cards with me once a month, or go to girly movies with me.  Who will giggle and laugh and have fun.

My mother has “potted plants.” They get together once a month to play bridge, drink wine, and have a few laughs. They go on holidays together. They go to Mexico and drink huge-ass Margueritas and then walk through a mall and pose for pictures pretending to be potted plants. Yeah.

I left all my girly friends in Canada when I moved.  I need some girly friends here.

So, please, universe, I’d like some “potted plants” please!

Sincerely,

Broot